You got me dickmatized. 

You know that feeling you get when a BREEDWELL man walks into a room wearing the fiercest, hottest harness and your jaw just drops? It’s called bein’ DICKMATIZED. And in our new DICKMATIZED HARNESS, you’ll be the one makin’ an entrance and bringin’ the boys to their knees. The harness features a sexy new shape that gives your pecs a lift; a hot geometric pattern; and a soft, strokable fabric that’ll make their holes twitch. Trust, when you add in the stainless-steel hardware, the fact that it matches back to the entire DICKMATIZED collection, and that it’s available in four sizes for all shapes of BREEDWELL men, the boys WILL be starin’ at your metronome.