Get thick-ma-tized. 

There ain’t nothin’ wrong with a THONG that can gather the men. Our DICKMATIZED THONG, the only thong on the market that’ll make sure ALL eyes are on your prize – you’ll have the “gaze” of the gays. No one can resist the sexy geometric design; the soft, buttery fabric; the flattering, “lengthening” and “projecting” pouch, and all of our signature bells and whistles. Get yours now and let the DICKMATIZING begin!