FUTURA SLUTERALL

Perfect for your hole and your pole.

Our FUTURA SLUTERALL is what happens when your dad’s old overalls take a handful of Viagra. Shimmy into the FUTURA SLUTERALL and get ready for the semen to fly. And with the SLUTERALL’s design, you can catch those babies anywhere you want – lower the adjustable bib and you can smear ‘em on your chest. Unzip the full front to back zipper and you can get all the spunk all over your junk. The SLUTERALL shorts are designed to amplify your booty and your thighs, are made of an athletic breathable mesh, has front pockets for your poppers, and comes with all of our signature hardware and logos. The SLUTERALL, which comes in Aqua Blue, Neon Orange, and Black, is perfect for brunch, the disco, and the backroom.

Get yours now and wear your Sluterall to the Sluterball!